INTERMEZZO
FEBRUARY 2, 2021
Drummer Jokes
Because sometimes life a joke
The classic one:
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: What’s the last thing a drummer says in a band?
A: “Hey, guys – why don’t we try one of my songs? …”
Q: What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
“Why didn’t the little drummer boy get into heaven?
Because he woke the baby for Christ’s sake!”
How can you make a drummer slow down?
Put a sheet of music in front of him
How can you make that drummer stop?
Put notes on it!
Q: Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
A: Because it can keep a steady beat and won’t sleep with your girlfriend
Why do bands need Roadies?
To translate what the drummer says.
Q: What does a drummer use for contraception?
A: His personality!
Johnny says to his mom: I want to be a drummer when I grow up!
Mom: But Johnny, you can’t do both.
Q: What’s the last thing a drummer says in a band?
A: “Hey, guys – why don’t we try one of my songs? …”
What’s the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once!
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.